There was once a man who always had an uncontrollable urge to greet everyone who came his way with a rather suave handshake. This man at first did not see it as a problem to shake every hand he saw until this man just finally saw that people were growing quite weary of his actions thus refusing to shake his hand. This brought him to the point where he had a unsatisfied urge which led him to in fact shake his own hand. He would sit alone sometimes for hours perfecting his already demolishing handshake. This led him to invent a new style of hand shaking that was never thought of or ever pondered by a single being. He concocted a new sort of style using the feet. In his ingenious method a person would cross one leg behind the other one to touch another foot doing the same thing. His clever thinking is still seen today in modern societies around the globe in communication and is the newest way to greet someone eliminating hand contact for years to come.

Throughout his life eric had many acheivements that soon enough gave him a trip to outer space. Eric was thrilled by this offer and got on the first ship to space.He was so excited that he just got in the shuttle as it was taking off. When they got in space and they realized that Eric had forgoten his helmet, and this forced them to go back to Earth.On there way back the ship got off course and landed in the rainforest. Well eric loved the rainforest so he stayed there and tryed to help all the animals. In his efforts to save the rainforest he came upon some natives that kidnapped him and challenged him to a dance off! Well of coarse Eric won the dance off, with the move the lawn chair of course. Then he used his kung foo skills and killed all the natives. Then he started walking back to Lancaster, Ohio. It was a long and trouble some journey. Eventually he came home to his less than shitty life playing drums for The Refills.